hahahahahaha

I don't look up FML or anything, but my friend Tiny sent this to me and it made me laugh really hard:

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML