hahahahahaha

I don't look up FML or anything, but my friend Tiny sent this to me and it made me laugh really hard:

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

Why do people keep disappointing me? Hate to be seem stereotypical and emo, but it especially seems to be guys. Everything just goes along swimmingly, but all of a sudden things change...and nothing happened? And then the people begin to act differently towards me.
I wish I knew what was making this occur, but since I don't know what happened....I don't know how to evaluate or change this.
It's unfortunate.